Chaos & Foxy’s (for the) ColleyWobbles! Valerian & Catnip Herbal Blend for Cats & Dogs

Some pets get zoomies.
Some pets get naps.
Some pets get… snarky.

Chaos & Foxy’s (for the) ColleyWobbles! is our homegrown, natural blend of valerian and catnip - created for pets who need a little help focusing, playing, relaxing, or just getting the wiggles out in a socially acceptable way.

Chaos and Foxy both insist this mix is best deployed when playtime energy is building or attitudes are becoming… pointed.

 What Is It?

A simple, plant-based herbal blend traditionally enjoyed by cats (and tolerated—or occasionally adored—by dogs).

Depending on the pet, this blend may encourage:

• Playfulness

• Relaxation

• Focus

• Napping

• Or full gremlin mode

Results may vary. Strongly.

 About That “Snark”

SNARK
noun
An attitude or expression of mocking irreverence and sarcasm.

Yeah. Tell us about it.
We know cats.

This blend doesn’t fix snark - but it may help abate it. Temporarily. Possibly.

 Ingredients

• Valerian

• Catnip

That’s it. No fillers. No nonsense.

 How to Use

Add a fair-sized pinch to your pet’s food or offer separately and see what they think.

Some pets play more.
Some prefer to nap.
Either way, something usually happens.

 Safe for Pets

Suitable for cats and dogs.
As always, monitor your pet’s response and discontinue use if needed.

 Packaging

1 oz pouch

 Crafted with Humor (and Experience)

This blend was created by people who live with animals and understand that sometimes pets don’t need fixing - they just need an outlet.

Chaos & Foxy approve.
The rest of the house may notice.

What to Expect

Every pet reacts a little differently. That’s part of the fun.

After using Chaos & Foxy’s (for the) ColleyWobbles!, you may notice one (or more) of the following:

 Play Mode

• Increased playfulness

• Zoomies

• Sudden enthusiasm for toys

• Questionable life choices

 Chill Mode

• Relaxation

• Lounging

• Napping in places they definitely weren’t napping before

 Focus Mode

• Temporary reduction in snark

• Improved tolerance of housemates

• A brief moment of peace

 Wild Card Mode

• A mix of all of the above

• Effects that vary day to day

• A pet who simply stares at you, judging

Important Notes

• Effects may appear quickly or gradually

• Responses vary by species, personality, and mood

• Use occasionally or as desired

• Always supervise first-time use